maliciousmelons:

Are you toilet paper cause I want you to touch my butt

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

odair:

HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

disneyprincest:

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

fatggot:

i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

thorinmyside:

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

r-ules:

essentia-l:

dantia:

so perfect

knowing my fabulous coordination and balance skills, that entire tray would end up in the water within 20 seconds into my bath

same omg