“@TussaudsLondon: We’ve just launched the @onedirection figures here in London!! Look who got a sneak peek on Tuesday! ;) #1DMT http://t.co/Dmz1N0I0hl”
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill
OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
no i learnt it from oregon trail
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
it’s like you think that she’s gonna fall and then she surprises you with this unbelievably beautiful move.
OH MY GOD
John Barrowman in the back there really got a kick out of that.
looks like he’s getting a little bit more than a kick
*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
i was watching porn yesterday and the soundtrack was gangam style and i still havent fully recovered
i dont know what i created
fUCKING CRYING OMG