direct-news:

“@TussaudsLondon: We’ve just launched the @onedirection figures here in London!! Look who got a sneak peek on Tuesday! ;) #1DMT http://t.co/Dmz1N0I0hl

#cf #1d #omg

manchesterwhorchestra:

did i invite u to my bbq?

then why are u all up in my grill


gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

#omg

[x]


the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

sassysignless:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

no i learnt it from oregon trail

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits


vogue-for-lunch:

quanofsteeel:

it’s like you think that she’s gonna fall and then she surprises you with this unbelievably beautiful move. 

OH MY GOD

#omg

oscarstardis:

friendlyneighborhooddork:

heckyadoctorwho:

(x)

John Barrowman in the back there really got a kick out of that.

j OHN

looks like he’s getting a little bit more than a kick 

#lol #omg



penguinsthatclub:

thank u all for listening



preteenager:

*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads



Track Name: Caillou Based Freestyle
Artist: Yung God
Played: 702013 times

turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU



chainsawpunk:

i was watching porn yesterday and the soundtrack was gangam style and i still havent fully recovered


sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

captaineliza182:

inseparablemind:

i dont know what i created

fUCKING CRYING OMG

NoPE