tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

(via toomuchmarvel)

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

(Source: heatoise, via art-trsh)

dualchainz:

i am way too tired for this

(via thefuuuucomics)

this-ship-will-never-sink:

thefrogman:

We’ve come so far. 

especially apple

(via neonfame)

Tony. Jaime. Vic. Mike.

(Source: hoolignx, via carapherxelia)

hiddlesaber:

bobbibird:

sirdef:

exnihila:

blurboy:

tinystork:

i throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ayooo loki’s not an avenger

  

#hey i just met you #and this is crazy #but here’s my number #loki’s not an avenger

 

(via imstarlord)

sweet-bitsy:

I’M SOBBING

(via eyyliens)

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

(via abcdefghijklornaa)

(Source: ehtan, via ewmartin-deactivated20140719)

altairchan:

my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall from monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like okay and then when my dad picked me up he told me that the guy (his name was larry) was an animator on the movie and 4 year old me cried 

(Source: eggpreg, via greeklesbian)