0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

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dualchainz:

i am way too tired for this

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kmoleary:

#i actually am a world record marathon holder

kmoleary:

#i actually am a world record marathon holder

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this-ship-will-never-sink:

thefrogman:

We’ve come so far. 

especially apple

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actual flower princess tom hiddleston

actual flower princess tom hiddleston

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thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs


THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

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Tony. Jaime. Vic. Mike.

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hiddlesaber:

bobbibird:

sirdef:

exnihila:

blurboy:

tinystork:

i throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ayooo loki’s not an avenger

  

#hey i just met you #and this is crazy #but here’s my number #loki’s not an avenger

 

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sweet-bitsy:

I’M SOBBING

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whisperintoass:

Lana Del Rey withholding Tropico 

whisperintoass:

Lana Del Rey withholding Tropico 

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parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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altairchan:

my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall from monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like okay and then when my dad picked me up he told me that the guy (his name was larry) was an animator on the movie and 4 year old me cried 

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awkwardvagina:

i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these

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and then theres the time i was i possessed 

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